======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: You know there's no swell when... From: dmc Date: Tue, 04 Mar 1997 14:16:07 -0800 You know there's no swell when... Bonzer posts scatological folk songs, Mountain Man includes "TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR ...." eleven times in a message, Foondoggy reviews Sting's back catalog, Timothy B. Maddux unifies a theory for global swell direction, Gadget of Bude reports Cornwall's surf conditions less than three times an hour, Sandman snowboards, Spongesite is picking up garbage, Rick isn't laying into someone, anyone, SurffOhio is apologizing to others for my obnoxious posts. Respectfully, dmc ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: You know there's no swell when... From: "Bonzer" Date: 4 Mar 1997 22:43:22 GMT dmc wrote in article <331C9F27.7A05@ix.netcom.com>... > You know there's no swell when... > > Bonzer posts scatological folk songs, > Mountain Man includes "TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR ...." eleven times in a message, > Foondoggy reviews Sting's back catalog, > Timothy B. Maddux unifies a theory for global swell direction, > Gadget of Bude reports Cornwall's surf conditions less than three times an hour, > Sandman snowboards, > Spongesite is picking up garbage, > Rick isn't laying into someone, anyone, > SurffOhio is apologizing to others for my obnoxious posts. Ahahahahahahahahaha ohohohohohoohohoh ahahahahahahahaha ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: You know there's no swell when... From: gadgetpjt@aol.com Date: 5 Mar 1997 11:55:29 GMT dmc writes: >You know there's no swell when... it's Summer in the UK. :(, the sun is shining and there's a gentle offshore blowing, [Sir] Gadget of Bude writes irrelevant posts *more* than three times an hour, you say, "Yeah, that's surfable", Ric invites you to meet up at his gaff, and go surfing, I tack up and down the patio on my skateboard, the sound of planers echo in the valleys. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gadget [Bude, Cornwall, UK] email: gadgetpjt@aol.com "An attempt to cover the universe with mud... to make crossness and dirt succeed where sweeetness and light failed" -- EM Forster -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: You know there's no swell when... From: cooloceanbreezes@ce.net (Mr. Cool Ocean Breezes) Date: Wed, 05 Mar 1997 13:31:21 GMT On Tue, 04 Mar 1997 14:16:07 -0800, dmc wrote: >You know there's no swell when... > Mr Cool puts up a 620kb local story on his pages ;-) along with the fact one of my cusotmers ripped me off for $700 on one of my winter jobs, so there's no money fo'nothin. I am accepting donations of resin and glass to fix my 9' bonzer. I'll need about 2gals of resin and a pint of hardener. Dont email me it, just send it to my post. Cant wait to hear the local Postal Office cry "yuck..." when they poke the package for contraband. -- See ya....Rob http://www.ce.net/users/coolocea emails: cooloceanbreezes@ce.net "When there's nothing else to do, charge forward! But keep your head low and present a small target" ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: You know there's no swell when... From: 102476.2613@compuserve.com Date: Thu, 06 Mar 1997 13:51:10 -0600 In article <331C9F27.7A05@ix.netcom.com>, dmc wrote: > > You know there's no swell when... It's been going off all week, you're stuck at work, Saturday comes...Arghh!!! You see little shreader groms who "hate fat bald longboarders" dragging logs down to the beach. One-eye tells you that it's head-high You check it from high on the cliff, see a guy take off on a clean shoulder-high set wave, only to discover he's 8 years old and 4'2" -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====----------------------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: You know there's no swell when... From: ric@discoveryinternational.com Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 11:07:19 GMT In alt.surfing, <331C9F27.7A05@ix.netcom.com>, dmc , dmc wrote: >You know there's no swell when... It's World Surf Day. {:^( ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: You know there's no swell when... From: Ed Savage Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 16:54:37 -0800 You know there's no news when: Cum gargling homos sit around and post annoying "take that ball & run with it" messages. Best regards, jOCKO of the South Bay ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: You know there's no swell when... From: Fred Date: Thu, 03 Apr 1997 10:41:52 -0800 Ed Savage wrote: > Cum gargling homos sit around and post annoying "take that ball & run with it" messages. > > Best regards, > > jOCKO of the South Bay Well, I was hoping that "Jock itch of the south bay" was going to be able to keep up his humorous, if biting remarks, but now he has backslid to the point where he just plain bites. Sorry jocko, your 15 minutes of flame are up. Expressing your opinion is one thing, expressing Adolph Hitler's is another. aRF! Phaedrus(when I have to be) http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Shores/2303/TubeTime.html