10 Reasons why surfing is better than sex!

  1. Nobody expects you to be brilliant straight away...
    ...It's understood that you get better as you practice.
  2. You get nice and wet but not sticky.
  3. Your board doesn't have to be 'in the mood' so that you can do it.
  4. Your surfboard may dump you, but it can't leave you - because it's tied to your leg.
  5. You mean it when you say, "That was beautiful man!"
  6. You can be honest about surfing - it is size that counts,
    I mean, can a three foot swell really beat a six footer?
  7. Your surfboard doesn't steal the duvet.
  8. You expect to wear rubber when you're surfing,
  9. But when you take your wetsuit off it doesn't make yucky noises.
  10. You don't have to make breakfast for your surfboard.

  11. I lied about 10...
  12. Surfing's exciting!... {:^)

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To find out what it is really like check out Charlie's great wave story.

There is also a lot of stoke to be found in the alt.surfing archive.