======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Common questions - any others ? From: fishy Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 09:28:54 +0100 Q: Can you surf on the east coast ? A: No, I just enjoy walking up and down the beach holding a board under my arm looking like an extra for Bay Watch Q: Don't you get cold ? A: yes, but it kills all the germs in my nose Q: Do you enjoy wearing rubber ? A: Yes, if I don't then I go numb and I can't feel the break pedal on the drive home Q: What do you use "sex wax" for ? A: To prevent me from slipping into a dark wet hole Q: Why don't you have blonde hair ? A: I do, I just dyed it black to avoid the stereotype Q: Have you seen Point Break, great surfing film that wasn't it ? A: Yes, Patrick was a natural, Reeves was a gifted switch foot (yeah!!) Q: Can I come with you next time you go ? A: Of course you can, I know this secret spot where only a few go out, you don't need to be able to paddle too well either as this channel will take you right out to the line up where this wave breaks. You don't even need to paddle for the wave as its very steep and you'll slide down the face and into the pit. Before you know it you'll be back on the beach wondering why you ever asked me all these questions A: Oh yeah, you'll have to chip in for the petrol though Q: -- Http://WWW.barnsley.ac.uk/~fishy ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: Common questions - any others ? From: thom@gte.com@gte.net (tt) Date: Tue, 22 Apr 97 04:17:22 GMT In article <335730C6.65D@barnsley.ac.uk>, fishy wrote: >Q: Can you surf on the east coast ? >A: No, I just enjoy walking up and down the beach holding a board >under my arm looking like an extra for Bay Watch Q: Youre going surfing? But its raining out. Won't you get wet? A: uh, yeah, i guess i might. ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: Common questions - any others ? From: "John H. Lake" Date: 24 Apr 1997 09:04:24 GMT tt wrote in article <5jhe2d$s3l@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>... : In article <335730C6.65D@barnsley.ac.uk>, fishy wrote: : >Q: Can you surf on the east coast ? : >A: No, I just enjoy walking up and down the beach holding a board : >under my arm looking like an extra for Bay Watch : : Q: Youre going surfing? But its raining out. Won't you get wet? : A: uh, yeah, i guess i might. : Q: You're going surfing? In Washington? Are the waves big enough? A: No, I'm flying to California for a surf. Then I'll be back in a few hours for work. ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: Common questions - any others ? From: zpjames@unl.ac.uk Date: 24 Apr 1997 09:13:56 GMT In article <5jhe2d$s3l@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>, thom@gte.com@gte.net (tt) writes: >In article <335730C6.65D@barnsley.ac.uk>, fishy wrote: >>Q: Can you surf on the east coast ? >>A: No, I just enjoy walking up and down the beach holding a board >>under my arm looking like an extra for Bay Watch > >Q: Youre going surfing? But its raining out. Won't you get wet? >A: uh, yeah, i guess i might. Q: Is it wet? (genuine question asked of me at Kimmeridge one Winter's day) James London Surf Club http://www.unl.ac.uk/surfing/lsc.html ======== Newsgroups: alt.surfing Subject: Re: Common questions - any others ? From: Patricia Date: Thu, 24 Apr 1997 13:40:50 -0700 zpjames@unl.ac.uk wrote: > > In article <5jhe2d$s3l@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>, > thom@gte.com@gte.net (tt) writes: > >In article <335730C6.65D@barnsley.ac.uk>, fishy wrote: > >>Q: Can you surf on the east coast ? > >>A: No, I just enjoy walking up and down the beach holding a board > >>under my arm looking like an extra for Bay Watch > > > >Q: Youre going surfing? But its raining out. Won't you get wet? > >A: uh, yeah, i guess i might. > > Q: Is it wet? (genuine question asked of me at Kimmeridge one Winter's day) > > James > London Surf Club > http://www.unl.ac.uk/surfing/lsc.html Q. you stay tan in the wintertime because you surf! A. Yeah, I get real tan through my wetsuit.