10 Reasons why surfing is better than sex!
- Nobody expects you to be brilliant straight away...
...It's understood that you get better as you practice.
- You get nice and wet but not sticky.
- Your board doesn't have to be 'in the mood' so that you can do it.
- Your surfboard may dump you, but it can't leave you - because it's
tied to your leg.
- You mean it when you say, "That was beautiful man!"
- You can be honest about surfing - it is size that counts,
I mean, can a three foot swell really beat a six footer?
- Your surfboard doesn't steal the duvet.
- You expect to wear rubber when you're surfing,
- But when you take your wetsuit off it doesn't make yucky
noises.
- You don't have to make breakfast for your surfboard.
I lied about 10...
- Surfing's exciting!... {:^)
To find out what it is really like check out Charlie's
great wave
story.
There is also a lot of stoke to be found in the alt.surfing
archive.
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